Hey guys! Today's post is going to be another tag, specifically the "Book Titles as Pornos" tag. I wasn't tagged by anyone to do it, but the tag looked like SO much fun. This was originally created by the Restricted Section, but I got this idea from the latest Book Hangover liveshow with Julie, Chelsea and Ali. It was absolute GOLD when those three did the tag, so I was inspired to do it myself. Basically, you put a bunch of book titles on a scrap of paper in a jar and choose one at a time out of it. Then, you use that book title to create a name for a porno, and give a brief summary on what the porno would be about. I'm super eager to do this, so let's get into the tag!
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BOOK ONE: furthermore by tahereh mafi
PORNO NAME: further in
Further In is just ya average porno where the whole plot is sex. There's really no plot, just a shit ton of sex.
BOOK TWO: how to make a wish by ashley herring blake
PORNO NAME: how to make a dick
How to Make a Dick follows a girl who is just about the most desperate thing ever. She's never had a boyfriend, and from what it seems at this point she never will. But then she has a brilliant idea and that is to create a robot boyfriend for herself.
BOOK THREE: under rose-tainted skies by louise gornall
PORNO NAME: under moan-tainted skies
Under Moan-Tainted Skies is a fantasy porn in which a girl has sex so often that Zeus comes down from the sky and grants her to become the god of sex.
BOOK FOUR: the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater
PORNO NAME: the wet dream thieves
The Wet Dream Thieves is about a guy who has wet dreams every single night for several weeks, so often in fact that the ghost who haunts his house gets jealous of all of them and begins to steal them.
BOOK FIVE: crooked kingdom by leigh bardugo
PORNO NAME: crooked dicktom
Crooked Dicktom follows a het couple that has sex so often that the man's dick literally goes crooked.
BOOK SIX: the sword of summer by rick riordan
PORNO NAME: the "sword" of summer
I...think you get it just from the title. XD
BOOK SEVEN: made you up by francesca zappia
PORNO NAME: made you cum
Made You Cum is about two couples who are friends with each other, but the night after the two couples have sex for the first time, they get into an argument about who made the guy come first.
BOOK EIGHT: feel me fall by james morris
PORNO NAME: feel me fall in you
Feel Me Fall in You is yet another average porno in which it's just regular ol' sex.
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Well, that tag was a heck of a lot of fun, that's for sure 😂 Let me know some alternative porno book titles that you think of in the comments, I'd love to see some! I tag Elise to do this. Thanks for reading, and make sure to hit that follow button! Bye!!
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